Until we live in a society that removes capitalism from the pedestal on which it is placed and introduces a guaranteed basic income, I need to charge for my services. I can’t rely on freewill offerings until the grocery store does as well.

In addition to payment processing and other Internet-related expenses, overhead does include college studies and non-college workshops, books and decks. All in support of my decades of card reading practice and living as an openly queer and spiritual individual studying behaviours and patterns across a wide variety of folks and situations.

I take all that, plus whatever it is that the cards tap into, to provide you insight. I do not use an app, software package, or just flip through a book to select cards. The interpretation I deliver is more than just a cut & paste definition of each card. The spread tells a story; cards influence each other and patterns are most often more than mere coincidence.

Pricing as of January 1, 2021

Email Readings

[A] Spreads that use 1-3 cards US$39
[B] Spreads that use 4-7 cards US$49
[C] Spreads that use 8-11 cards US$59
[D] Spreads that use 12-15 cards US$69.

Readings may be booked through the PayPal links on the Catalogue page.


Time-based Sessions

Free-form intuitive sessions work best once we’ve had at least one successful spread-based reading.


Video or Skype Readings

I expect to announce availability later this year- stay tuned.


In Person Readings

Not offered at this time.
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Introducing GunclePost

Guncle Post: An envelope filled with goodies that all connect (at least in my quirky, queer, mind) sent via USPS 1st Class. Full details here.